"Bruton Babbles Before Biffle Baffles"
I have no idea how you found this Nascar Wrecks website.
Maybe, a friend told you about it. Maybe, you just stumbled upon it while you were surfing the web...or, perhaps, you really are looking for pictures and videos of Nascar Wrecks....you sick freak....
But, however, you got here, you have arrived at what is, without question, a Nascar website where you actually might learn about a sport, you know very little about.....other than a bunch of cars going around in a circle.
If that statement offends you.....good....now, go over to that cooler and grab a cold one (get me one too) and let's talk racin'.
First, ....gotta give the Tony Soprano of Nascar, Bruton Smith duels..(uh, that's two thumbs up) for throwing that party at the Texas Motor Speedway. Bruton owns just a few tracks, you might have heard of them..Charlotte, Atlanta, Vegas, Texas...Did you hear what he said on the Speed Channel just before they dropped the green flag?
He's been trying to sell the First Family of Nascar, Bill France and the boys, on splitting up the Nextel Cup in to an AFC - NFC type scenerio! Let me 'splain what he meant by that.
There are a lot of tracks that...with a little tweak here and there... can handle Nextel Cup type action. There are a lot of very talented drivers out there, that can beat the big boys right now...if they only had a shot. There is just not enough room for 'em the way Nascar is currently running the Nextel Cup.
So with that said, Bruton Smith (the Godfather of roundy rounds) says, "Hey, we'll have a 1pm race on the east coast, and then have a 4 or 4:30pm race on the west coast, every Sunday!"
Hey, big guy, I think your on to something here, babe.
Does that mean we send Gordon, Johnson and Busch back to the left coast, and keep Junior, Stewart, and Sadler for the east coast?
Well hell, I'm all for it....how 'bout you? Come on...qualifying and practice on Friday... a Busch or Truck race, with Cup practice on Saturday... then on Sunday, pre-race at 11am, green flag at one, then another green flag at 4:30...followed by the post-race show. Yep, then and only then, will I go outside and
Maybe, a friend told you about it. Maybe, you just stumbled upon it while you were surfing the web...or, perhaps, you really are looking for pictures and videos of Nascar Wrecks....you sick freak....
But, however, you got here, you have arrived at what is, without question, a Nascar website where you actually might learn about a sport, you know very little about.....other than a bunch of cars going around in a circle.
If that statement offends you.....good....now, go over to that cooler and grab a cold one (get me one too) and let's talk racin'.
First, ....gotta give the Tony Soprano of Nascar, Bruton Smith duels..(uh, that's two thumbs up) for throwing that party at the Texas Motor Speedway. Bruton owns just a few tracks, you might have heard of them..Charlotte, Atlanta, Vegas, Texas...Did you hear what he said on the Speed Channel just before they dropped the green flag?
He's been trying to sell the First Family of Nascar, Bill France and the boys, on splitting up the Nextel Cup in to an AFC - NFC type scenerio! Let me 'splain what he meant by that.
There are a lot of tracks that...with a little tweak here and there... can handle Nextel Cup type action. There are a lot of very talented drivers out there, that can beat the big boys right now...if they only had a shot. There is just not enough room for 'em the way Nascar is currently running the Nextel Cup.
So with that said, Bruton Smith (the Godfather of roundy rounds) says, "Hey, we'll have a 1pm race on the east coast, and then have a 4 or 4:30pm race on the west coast, every Sunday!"
Hey, big guy, I think your on to something here, babe.
Does that mean we send Gordon, Johnson and Busch back to the left coast, and keep Junior, Stewart, and Sadler for the east coast?
Well hell, I'm all for it....how 'bout you? Come on...qualifying and practice on Friday... a Busch or Truck race, with Cup practice on Saturday... then on Sunday, pre-race at 11am, green flag at one, then another green flag at 4:30...followed by the post-race show. Yep, then and only then, will I go outside and
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