"Let's Play - Name That Car Owner!"

 

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But, however, you got here, you have arrived at what is, without question, a Nascar website where you'll gain some serious Nascar knowledge.

So, if your just some hanyock (is that a word?), lookin' for pictures of smashed up Cup cars, hit the back button, I'm sure you'll find plenty.

Seven Nextel Cup races down, and twenty-nine to go.

Three races won by Rick Hendrick, Three races won by Jack Roush, and one race won by Richard Childress, right?....not, entirely true.

So "Let's Play - Name That Car Owner!"

(hang on a sec...I gotta switch into game show host mode.)

He's won three of the last eight races, #16 Greg Biffles car is owned by? Jack Roush?....(buzzer) wrong!...the owners name is Geoff Smith.

The defending Nextel Cup Champion is Kurt Busch, who drives #97, also, owned by Jack Roush....(buzzer). Sorry, but, that car's owner is Georgette Roush - Jack's wife.

He's had two top five finishes in the last two weeks, #40 car drivin by Sterling Marlin, and owned by?...did you just say Chip Ganassi?...(buzzer)...oh, you were close, nope, the name you need is Felix Sabates.

Martinsville Pole Winner #10 Scott Riggs car owner?...Let's hear it for James Rocco.

Here's an easy one....who owns #8 Dale Jr. and #15 Michael Waltrip's car.....if you said, Teresa Earnhardt (ding), you are correct!

editor's note: Attention: Domino's Pizza...will you puulleeeesse stop running that "I'm the King of Nascar" commercial, where Jr. and Mikey are yappin' at each other in the garage stall.....It was cute the first 100 times....but, since the boys at D.E.I. are struggling just a tad..PARK IT...it's starting to sound like white noise!

editor's note to the editor:...Hey Mark...what did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch?

And now for our final segment of "Name That Car Owner!"

His car and driver have finished in the top ten for the last 14 races, this owners driver is well on his way, as the odds-on favorite to win the Nextel Cup this year. If you said, Rick Hendrick.. is the owner of the points leading #48 Lowes Chevrolet....(buzzer) wrong!......(drum roll)....the owner is none other than "The Wonderboy" himself...Jeff Gordon! (ta-da)

Thanks for playing "Name That Car Owner!"

Wow, only 7 races in and let's go to the prize money tote board, so far this year...Jeff Gordon as a driver has earned $ 2,441,824 for his team, as an owner his team has won $2,072,499....Let's combine those figures = four million, five hundred fourteen thousand, three hundred and twenty-three dollars.

Michael Waltrip on the Speed Channel says: "Jeff will make 8 figures this year!"

uh Mikey? did you say 8 figures? as in 10 million?...daaammmnnn, kinda' makes me wish I paid more attention in driver's ed!

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'till next time,

Mark

www.nascarstockcar.com

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