"At Last - A Redneck At A NASCAR Race!"
Lord, I apologize...but, this weekend at Infineon Raceway. Them Cup boys are a gonna be turnin' right to Get-R-Done!
Larry - The Cable Guy shows his 'right to bear arms' as the Grand Marshall for The Save-Mart 350 in California. It's funny jus' thinkin bout it!
Larry retorts: "Hey, I was reading the editorial page the other day and there were people that thunk they aughta ban beer commercials during sporting events! What a bunch of commies. Banning beer commercials? Ya that'll work! Hardly anyone smokes pot anymore since they took off all the marijuana commercials!"
You might as well change the water in the bong right now, 'cause this weekend is going to be confusing enough. Here's why: Some of these drivers have no idea how to turn right!
#38-Elliot Sadler and #88-Dale Jarrett spent all day Monday at the Bob Bondurant Road Racing School in Phoenix, AZ getting ready. #99 Carl Edwards is practicing on his X-Box Nascar video game...a lot of drivers are actually! Hendrick driver Terry Labonte is driving for Joe Gibbs Racing in the #11 Fed Ex car.
Hey, ever heard of these guys? John Borneman III, Tom Hubert, Chris Cook... they're all going to be driving cup cars at Sonoma this weekend.
Jeff Gordon has won four of the last seven, Rusty Wallace and Ricky Rudd picked up a couple, and Mark Martin holds the record for the most top-10 finishes at Infineon Raceway at 13.
The 16th race on the schedule is 110 laps around a 10 turn course that's right at two miles long for a total of 218.9 miles. The green flag flies at 3:35 east coast time on Sunday. Only 11 races until the chase, and 11 drivers are eligible so far.
At last - a redneck at a Nascar race....so how did "Larry - The Cable Guy" feel when he found out he'd be spewing the four most famous words in motorsports?
"I about crapped my National Finals Rodeo sweat pants when I heard that."
Mark
www.NascarStockCar.com
P.S...fire off an email to imawreck2@nascarstockcar.com and I'll give you a heads up on the next issue of Nascar Wrecks...Thanks!
Larry - The Cable Guy shows his 'right to bear arms' as the Grand Marshall for The Save-Mart 350 in California. It's funny jus' thinkin bout it!
Larry retorts: "Hey, I was reading the editorial page the other day and there were people that thunk they aughta ban beer commercials during sporting events! What a bunch of commies. Banning beer commercials? Ya that'll work! Hardly anyone smokes pot anymore since they took off all the marijuana commercials!"
You might as well change the water in the bong right now, 'cause this weekend is going to be confusing enough. Here's why: Some of these drivers have no idea how to turn right!
#38-Elliot Sadler and #88-Dale Jarrett spent all day Monday at the Bob Bondurant Road Racing School in Phoenix, AZ getting ready. #99 Carl Edwards is practicing on his X-Box Nascar video game...a lot of drivers are actually! Hendrick driver Terry Labonte is driving for Joe Gibbs Racing in the #11 Fed Ex car.
Hey, ever heard of these guys? John Borneman III, Tom Hubert, Chris Cook... they're all going to be driving cup cars at Sonoma this weekend.
Jeff Gordon has won four of the last seven, Rusty Wallace and Ricky Rudd picked up a couple, and Mark Martin holds the record for the most top-10 finishes at Infineon Raceway at 13.
The 16th race on the schedule is 110 laps around a 10 turn course that's right at two miles long for a total of 218.9 miles. The green flag flies at 3:35 east coast time on Sunday. Only 11 races until the chase, and 11 drivers are eligible so far.
At last - a redneck at a Nascar race....so how did "Larry - The Cable Guy" feel when he found out he'd be spewing the four most famous words in motorsports?
"I about crapped my National Finals Rodeo sweat pants when I heard that."
Mark
www.NascarStockCar.com
P.S...fire off an email to imawreck2@nascarstockcar.com and I'll give you a heads up on the next issue of Nascar Wrecks...Thanks!
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