"Dover Questions?"
In no certain order....
How many front right tires will the track chew up and spit out?
Will there be any long green flag runs?
Is the new 22 cautions record in jeapordy?
Who's going to apologize to Dale Jarrett this week?
Will Harvick accidently exchange sheet metal with Kyle Busch? (see Saturday's Busch race)
Can Kurt Busch stay out of the wall for at least 11 laps?
Can Dale Jr. get his MOJO back?
Will Shane Hmiel get the munchies during the race?.(cheap Shot?...He's an idiot)
Will Tony Stewart suffer his first-ever DNF at the Monster Mile? He has nine top-five finishes in 12 starts at Dover.
Can Jason Leffler finish a race?..
Three wide thru the corners, but not down the straight, Who's backing down?
How many cars get taken out on pit row? (very narrow)
How many cars wad it up getting into the pits? (Ask Matt Kenseth)
How will the hottest race day so far this year (mid 80's) affect the cars?
Can Mr Friday Ryan Newman make it two-in-a-row at Dover?
How many references to Bristol will we hear?
We'll have our answers this afternoon...
It's a bumpy concrete track, that eats tires, and wears drivers out, you're three wide in the corners, NOT down the straight...It's the first time this year, they've raced in this kind of heat (90 degrees), there will be some HOT drivers today.
Note to Fox announcers...Please don't waste any time with some phony politically-correct BS...about how you wish Shane Hmiel gets his life together ...the kid blew the opportunity of a life time!..."oh, he's a great talent....we just hope he can get the help he needs, so he can get back to racing...bla, bla, bla".... what a bunch of horse hockey!
No wait, hang on...I got it!...let's turn this into a drinking game...yep, everytime they (Hammond & Larry Mac) try to sound sincere about Hmiel......you do a shot.....and when they mention Shane's dad...Jr's crew chief, in the same breath...you do another shot.....you should be aiming with your face about 100 laps in..
Drive it like you stole it,
Mark
www.nascarstockcar.com
How many front right tires will the track chew up and spit out?
Will there be any long green flag runs?
Is the new 22 cautions record in jeapordy?
Who's going to apologize to Dale Jarrett this week?
Will Harvick accidently exchange sheet metal with Kyle Busch? (see Saturday's Busch race)
Can Kurt Busch stay out of the wall for at least 11 laps?
Can Dale Jr. get his MOJO back?
Will Shane Hmiel get the munchies during the race?.(cheap Shot?...He's an idiot)
Will Tony Stewart suffer his first-ever DNF at the Monster Mile? He has nine top-five finishes in 12 starts at Dover.
Can Jason Leffler finish a race?..
Three wide thru the corners, but not down the straight, Who's backing down?
How many cars get taken out on pit row? (very narrow)
How many cars wad it up getting into the pits? (Ask Matt Kenseth)
How will the hottest race day so far this year (mid 80's) affect the cars?
Can Mr Friday Ryan Newman make it two-in-a-row at Dover?
How many references to Bristol will we hear?
We'll have our answers this afternoon...
It's a bumpy concrete track, that eats tires, and wears drivers out, you're three wide in the corners, NOT down the straight...It's the first time this year, they've raced in this kind of heat (90 degrees), there will be some HOT drivers today.
Note to Fox announcers...Please don't waste any time with some phony politically-correct BS...about how you wish Shane Hmiel gets his life together ...the kid blew the opportunity of a life time!..."oh, he's a great talent....we just hope he can get the help he needs, so he can get back to racing...bla, bla, bla".... what a bunch of horse hockey!
No wait, hang on...I got it!...let's turn this into a drinking game...yep, everytime they (Hammond & Larry Mac) try to sound sincere about Hmiel......you do a shot.....and when they mention Shane's dad...Jr's crew chief, in the same breath...you do another shot.....you should be aiming with your face about 100 laps in..
Drive it like you stole it,
Mark
www.nascarstockcar.com
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