"Sterling, Your To Old For Beer!"
Chip Gannassi and Felix Sabates announced Sunday, that David Stremme the driver of the NAVY Busch car from FitzBradshaw racing would fill the seat of the Coors Light Dodge for 2006!
So does this mean that Sterling Marlin is gone from the team? Not really!
Felix laid a package in front of Sterling to have him stay in the organization: "Both Chip and I wanted to make sure he hung around with us," Sabates explained. "So I went to Coors and said, 'Hey, Sterling has been with us now for eight years and deserves for you guys to do something with him. So he has a very lucrative deal just to hang around, well into the six-figures," also includes a full-time schedule Armando Fitz's No. 40 Busch Series entry, Sabates said.
Hey Sterling!...you just got kicked to Triple A ball...and here's the reason why:
Sabatas said. "Coors came to us and said their marketing strategy had to be changed to young people. That's who buys beer today. You don't find many 50-year old men, old guys, drinking beer."
WHAT!..did you just say: "You don't find many 50-year old men, old guys, drinking beer?"
HELLO!..."Coors told you that?"... has anybody been to the track lately....look in the stands!...you've got 100,000+ focus group right there!
As far as, 'David Stremme' is concerned...what has he won? An ARCA race 3 years ago!...whoop-dee-do! I'm sure David is a great guy, and has potential, Bla, Bla, Bla.....Congrats, David you just hit the lottery!
The only reason people pay attention to the NAVY car, is because, Terry Bradshaw owns it! But, your right....he is a good-looking kid...that gets a lot of exposure...(TV announcer) "and now, here's the reason for this caution...it looks like the #14 car got loose...it's David Stremme again!"
Sidenote: NASCAR confiscated the spring-loaded front end of Kasey Kahne's car, after the Batman 400. Look for Ray Evernham to whip out his checkbook and Kasey to get some points taken away today or tomorrow.
Mark
www.nacarstockcar.com
P.S....drop us an email and we'll let you know about each new issue and future promotions.. imawreck2@nascarstockcar.com 'cause I'm pretty sure you don't have enough crap in your in-box already!
So does this mean that Sterling Marlin is gone from the team? Not really!
Felix laid a package in front of Sterling to have him stay in the organization: "Both Chip and I wanted to make sure he hung around with us," Sabates explained. "So I went to Coors and said, 'Hey, Sterling has been with us now for eight years and deserves for you guys to do something with him. So he has a very lucrative deal just to hang around, well into the six-figures," also includes a full-time schedule Armando Fitz's No. 40 Busch Series entry, Sabates said.
Hey Sterling!...you just got kicked to Triple A ball...and here's the reason why:
Sabatas said. "Coors came to us and said their marketing strategy had to be changed to young people. That's who buys beer today. You don't find many 50-year old men, old guys, drinking beer."
WHAT!..did you just say: "You don't find many 50-year old men, old guys, drinking beer?"
HELLO!..."Coors told you that?"... has anybody been to the track lately....look in the stands!...you've got 100,000+ focus group right there!
As far as, 'David Stremme' is concerned...what has he won? An ARCA race 3 years ago!...whoop-dee-do! I'm sure David is a great guy, and has potential, Bla, Bla, Bla.....Congrats, David you just hit the lottery!
The only reason people pay attention to the NAVY car, is because, Terry Bradshaw owns it! But, your right....he is a good-looking kid...that gets a lot of exposure...(TV announcer) "and now, here's the reason for this caution...it looks like the #14 car got loose...it's David Stremme again!"
Sidenote: NASCAR confiscated the spring-loaded front end of Kasey Kahne's car, after the Batman 400. Look for Ray Evernham to whip out his checkbook and Kasey to get some points taken away today or tomorrow.
Mark
www.nacarstockcar.com
P.S....drop us an email and we'll let you know about each new issue and future promotions.. imawreck2@nascarstockcar.com 'cause I'm pretty sure you don't have enough crap in your in-box already!
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