Post Race Bristol Boxing
Hey, here's a thought...
Post race boxing rings?
You'd think that Matt Kenseth leading 415 of 500 laps to win, would've been the biggest story coming out of Bristol Motor Speedway..
Not at Bristol...We got teammates banging on each other (Jeff Gordon and Brian Vickers), Carl Edwards putting the entire Petty effort (Jeff Green and Kyle Petty) into the wall, and Dale Jarrett retaliating against Ryan Newman in the most stupid move of the night that all but ruined Kevin Harvick’s chances at making the chase.
So as an extra bonus for...we fans...what do you say, we put up three rings for each post race and let the drivers work out their frustration?
I'm pretty sure that Newman and Harvick would love a big piece of Dale Jarrett right about now...King Richard would love to bitch-slap Carl Edwards around...and last, but not least....Brian Vickers put a round house right upside Jeff Gordons cranium.
Oh, did I mention that Matt Kenseth led 415 or 500 laps at Bristol!
When Newman got Jarrett turned around it was clearly a racing incident...but then, Jarrett decided to turn right into Newman quarter panel and send them both into the wall, collecting Kevin Harvick in the mix....NASCAR gave Dale Jarrett a slap on the wrist(2 laps in the penalty box)...BFD...they should park him for California!
Sure... Harvick is pissed, but the way we heard it...his spotter told him to stay low and he clearly drove right into Newman's car....Kevin’s fault there...then he throws a hissy fit and goes back to his motor home to sulk and almost refused to return to the car to gain points after his crew busted their ass to get the car put back together..
Sometimes Carl Edwards looks like a veteran driver...unless, you are on a short track, where his inexperience shines through...Calm down Carl, and spend a Lil more short track time on your Play Station 2.
Oh, did I mention that Matt Kenseth led 415 or 500 laps at Bristol!
But hey, Bristol is Bristol...and that's why it's one of the toughest tickets in all of sport to get...
In closing, I'd like to propose this....
How about, every time, that moron Bill Weber (NBC/TNT race announcer) says something stupid or sounds like he has NO idea what the hell he's talking about...
we bring one our troops back home from Iraq?
I figure, by the Charlotte Nextel Cup race in October..all of our troops would be home!
Mark
P.S. California’s Nextel Cup race is next Sunday Night...Green flag at around 7:35 pm EDT.
Post race boxing rings?
You'd think that Matt Kenseth leading 415 of 500 laps to win, would've been the biggest story coming out of Bristol Motor Speedway..
Not at Bristol...We got teammates banging on each other (Jeff Gordon and Brian Vickers), Carl Edwards putting the entire Petty effort (Jeff Green and Kyle Petty) into the wall, and Dale Jarrett retaliating against Ryan Newman in the most stupid move of the night that all but ruined Kevin Harvick’s chances at making the chase.
So as an extra bonus for...we fans...what do you say, we put up three rings for each post race and let the drivers work out their frustration?
I'm pretty sure that Newman and Harvick would love a big piece of Dale Jarrett right about now...King Richard would love to bitch-slap Carl Edwards around...and last, but not least....Brian Vickers put a round house right upside Jeff Gordons cranium.
Oh, did I mention that Matt Kenseth led 415 or 500 laps at Bristol!
When Newman got Jarrett turned around it was clearly a racing incident...but then, Jarrett decided to turn right into Newman quarter panel and send them both into the wall, collecting Kevin Harvick in the mix....NASCAR gave Dale Jarrett a slap on the wrist(2 laps in the penalty box)...BFD...they should park him for California!
Sure... Harvick is pissed, but the way we heard it...his spotter told him to stay low and he clearly drove right into Newman's car....Kevin’s fault there...then he throws a hissy fit and goes back to his motor home to sulk and almost refused to return to the car to gain points after his crew busted their ass to get the car put back together..
Sometimes Carl Edwards looks like a veteran driver...unless, you are on a short track, where his inexperience shines through...Calm down Carl, and spend a Lil more short track time on your Play Station 2.
Oh, did I mention that Matt Kenseth led 415 or 500 laps at Bristol!
But hey, Bristol is Bristol...and that's why it's one of the toughest tickets in all of sport to get...
In closing, I'd like to propose this....
How about, every time, that moron Bill Weber (NBC/TNT race announcer) says something stupid or sounds like he has NO idea what the hell he's talking about...
we bring one our troops back home from Iraq?
I figure, by the Charlotte Nextel Cup race in October..all of our troops would be home!
Mark
P.S. California’s Nextel Cup race is next Sunday Night...Green flag at around 7:35 pm EDT.
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