Chase Drivers Appear on "Late Night with David Letterman"

 

Here's what they said on Letterman's show:

The Subject: Things Never Before Said by a NASCAR Driver:

10) Kasey Kahne: "Anyone Know How to Drive a Stick"

9) Jeff Gordon: "Does this gas taste funny to you"

8) Jeff Burton: "I don't care much for country music or beer"

7) Mark Martin: "Switch the "R" and "C" in 'Racing' and you get 'Caring'

6) Dale Earnhardt Jr.: "Wow, Letterman Looks so young in person"

5) Denny Hamlin: "Your're looking at a guy who can drive 500 miles without taking a Leak"

4) Kyle Busch: "A Truely Great Driver doesn't mind asking for directions, am I right, Ladies?"

3) Kevin Harvick: "It would be nice if the guys in the pits occasionally surprised me with a piece of carrot cake or something"

2) Jimmie Johnson: "The Nextel Cup is great, but what I'm really excited for is The Late Show ventriloquist week"

and.....

1) Matt Kenseth: "If You think I'm fast in my car, you should see me in the bedroom"